There's been a lot of progress since my last update. And when I say progress, don't assume I mean forward progress.
There's a bit of dissent among the board of directors now. We all realize how critically important this technology is, so there's a lot of pressure to get it right. We have a lot of ideas on the table, and everyone's personally invested. (Well, except for Mike. He wants to drop everything and pursue mouse shoes.)
As a next step, I sent our split-keyboard explorations to the finest design agency I know. Here are the latest schematics:
A few things are becoming apparent. One, you're going to look like a royal jackass no matter what. Two, we're gonna need a lot of Velcro.
I think it's time to bring some hardware engineers into the mix.
About the hula hoop hardware blog.
Jackson's not really involved with this one. Our dedicated team of hardware engineers (the ones with opposable thumbs, at least) will keep you up to date on the latest, sickest hula mods.