(3) Dissent.

There's been a lot of progress since my last update. And when I say progress, don't assume I mean forward progress.

There's a bit of dissent among the board of directors now. We all realize how critically important this technology is, so there's a lot of pressure to get it right. We have a lot of ideas on the table, and everyone's personally invested. (Well, except for Mike. He wants to drop everything and pursue mouse shoes.)

As a next step, I sent our split-keyboard explorations to the finest design agency I know. Here are the latest schematics:

A few things are becoming apparent. One, you're going to look like a royal jackass no matter what. Two, we're gonna need a lot of Velcro.

I think it's time to bring some hardware engineers into the mix.