• For best results, post a pic with a dead fish
• Always indicate how down-to-earth and laidback you are
• People need to know you go to the gym and love all things outdoors
• Do you like drama? Please specify
• Duck lips look even better on men
• Definitely post pics of your kids without their consent
• Bathrooms have excellent lighting for showing off your abs
• A picture with your ex will demonstrate how eligible you are
• Advertising your Snapchat over the age of 18 comes off as very hip